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Joke of the Day
"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"
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"Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan..."
"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."
"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"
"If you're not singing ""Hitler Baby one more time"" to the tune of Britney Spears' ""Hit Me Baby One More Time"" I'm sorry but you are now."
"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"
"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"
"Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are"
"""You missed a spot."" -g"
"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""