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Joke of the Day

"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."

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"""Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness"" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore."
"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"