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Joke of the Day

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"

"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"

"I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?"

"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"

"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."

"First ""gay"" now ""glee."" Are you guys going to take every synonym for ""happy"" or leave us one or two Christmas carols kids don't giggle at?"

"What do you call a sink that doesn't work? A faux-cet."

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post"

"Al Gore's so boring his secret service name is Al Gore"