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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who'll date your sister, but will kill his sister for dating you! A Moderate Muslim."

"life hack #1 never poop before work even if u are about to shit yourself on the way cuz that just means u get one more break"

"My goldfish died. The good news is I'm inheriting a tiny treasure chest."

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her!"

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."

"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."

"My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises."