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Joke of the Day

"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."

"I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat."

"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""

"George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa."""

"Blowdryer Incident Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, ""heating up your breakfast"" was not the right answer!"

"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"

"why are dubstep artists so bad at fishing? They always drop the bass"

"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"