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Joke of the Day
"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."
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"Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story."
"Did you hear the submarine construction business closed down? Shame they went under"
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"
"What do lesbians and chinese people have in common They both like to eat pussy"
"""Are you from Cincinnati?"" ""No. Bosboston."""
"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."
"Of course there's a financial crisis in Greece. How much yogurt could they possibly sell."