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Joke of the Day

"What did the 40 year old pregnant lady say when her husband asked her ""why are you so upset"" ""I'm having a midwife crisis"""

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"

"I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid... ...but my parents told me the sky was the limit."

"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."

"I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"Go ahead, make up your own joke and think of it fondly as you read this."

"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."