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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"
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"With my 4 year old granddaughter: What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni"
"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."
"""Nwbdy tellsh mwe wht to dwo"", I say through a mouthful of cardboard, giving a middle finger to ""remove pizza from box before consumption""."
"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."
"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."
"Two Guys Peeing off a bridge- One guy looks over at the other- ""Man, This water is Cold! ""Yeah...It's deep, Too-"
"I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat."
"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"