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Joke of the Day
"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."
Next Joke
"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."
"I wanted to get a second dog to keep my dog company. I asked my dog if he wanted me to bring him a male dog or a female dog. He replied... ""Bitch, please""."
"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"
"I routinely take 8 flights of stairs for no other reason than to avoid idle chit chat in the elevator. See, hating people can be healthy!"
"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. 19 years old & full of coke.."
"What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed? A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry"
"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted."