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Joke of the Day

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."

"What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink? Sake. (sock-key)"

"ME: I hate the Kentucky Derby. You get all dressed up and excited and the whole thing only lasts 15 seconds WIFE: Oh is that right"

"Teacher: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born."

"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."

"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""

"Never try to pay a Prostitute with Chocolate covered Ice Cream. Apparently, there ARE limits to what someone will do for a Klondike Bar."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"