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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid... ...but my parents told me the sky was the limit."

"<------Flair My penis is, -Yoda"

"Nature tip: if you're attacked by a cougar, tickle its belly. It will kill you but at least your last memory will be of petting a cuddly cat"

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."

"I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!"

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."

"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."

"I tried to reason with the poop smudge in my toilet bowl. The whole thing was pointless, it just got pissed off anyway."

"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""