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Joke of the Day
"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"
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"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."
"I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said ""Die, Decepticons! Die!"""
"Oh great! Now my phone is calling me a low life. Oh wait it's low battery life sorry that was my self esteem reading it wrong"
"Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden."
"Es cargo A snail was writing s on his car a boy sees him and asks ""Why are you writing s on your car"" the snail says ""So when people see me driving they'll say wow look at that Es cargo """
"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."