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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues."
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"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it."
"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, ""Man, I wish I could do that. The second guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."""
"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."
"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."