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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."
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"Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned""."
"What did the dyslexic bank robber say when he robbed the bank? ""Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"""
"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."
"What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake? *Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funnier in Russian"
"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"
"What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a drink? ""Olive or twist?"""
"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"
"What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? One is an array of cunning stunts!"
"why is it called Black Friday? because you can get everything for a steal."