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Joke of the Day

"Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned""."

"To neigh or not to neigh... That is equestrian."

"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."

"Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die? Because they didn't Lajka."

"You're pretty like a pearl... ...Pearl Harbor; all shot up."

"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."

"Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it."

"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."