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Joke of the Day

"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"

"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."

"Hello tumblr, I'm moon landing fictionkin"

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."

"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."

"I created the friend zone defense in basketball. You basically just compliment the other guys but never make a move."

"Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more. So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked."

"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."

"I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. I lost my case!"

"What do Russians and gays have in common? They both like bears."