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Joke of the Day

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."

"My dog said I was crazy"

"What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion."

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."

"My grandpa would always tell me ""You're my favorite granddaughter"" I was his only granddaughter."

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"

"I would send a joke but my autobiography hasn't come out yet"

"How does a cow kiss? Smooooooch"