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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? One is an array of cunning stunts!"

"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."

"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"

"Hey Target, it's Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa"

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."

"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""

"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"

"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"