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Joke of the Day

"why is it called Black Friday? because you can get everything for a steal."

"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""

"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."

"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."

"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"

"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""

"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."

"What happens when you give Donald Trump Viagra? He gets taller."

"So there's this cute girl from work and I'm too shy to talk to her But then I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape"

"Pupil: In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all."