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"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"
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"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"
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"[inventing dialup internet] What should it sound like when it's connecting? [guy in the back stands up confidently] Pterodactyls"
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"Michael J. Fox What is Michael J. Fox's favorite song? Shake it off"
"What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea."