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Joke of the Day
"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
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"I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car It was exhausting"
"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"
"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"
"Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna."
"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? My boner, during my girlfriends period."
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. Just like your mom."
"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
"If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?"