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Joke of the Day
"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
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"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."
"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"
"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."
"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"
"The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me. *faints*"
"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."
"I love you so much that I would wait for your photo to load on my slow Internet connection."
"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"