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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
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"Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down."
"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."
"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
"They call my mom Neutrogena she offers fast and effective hand relief for under five dollars."
"What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off."
"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"
"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."