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Joke of the Day
"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"
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"Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself."
"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"ESPN just did a Top 5 Greatest Comebacks of All Time and there was some guy running with a ball but like literally no mention of Jesus"
"Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control."
"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's been knifed"
"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"
"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"