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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you? A buffa*loan.*"

"HR: What are some of your strengths? Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!"

"I wish there were a way to find hot singles in my area."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach."

"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."

"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"

"[in car] Wife: Dont tell ur arm story Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe *at party* AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF"

"I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp."

"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright."