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Joke of the Day
"Michael J. Fox What is Michael J. Fox's favorite song? Shake it off"
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"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"
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"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."
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"INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?"