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"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"

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"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"
"Beauty is only a light switch away. That is all."
"I just got in touch with my inner self today http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xs04j/today_i_got_in_touch_with_my_inner_self/"
"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."
"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"
"When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like ""I'm lactose intolerant."""
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