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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture."
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"(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of ""morning wood"" have been replaced by ""morning wouldn't."""
"Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin"
"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
"There are a bunch of people shouting ""No Reds or Yellows!"" outside my gym I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic"
"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."
"RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys"
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite cocktail? A Cosbypolitan"
"just a racist joke do you know why **race of your choice** are so good at triathlon? because they run to get to the public swimming-pool and return home on a bicycle"