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Joke of the Day
"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."
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"Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding? Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases. (Just came in my mind a few moments ago)"
"I bet when the first guy wore glasses everybody was like ""Oh la de da, excuse me Mr. I Need TWO Monocles."""
"[sitting at a table] Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across. Me: crosses out and writes new number *thermostat negotiations*"
"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
"What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf"
"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"