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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
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"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"
"""My lips are sealed."" -Virgins."
"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."
"I watched ""The Edge of Tomorrow"" hundreds of times there seems to be an awful lot of alternative endings though."
"Today my family is celebrating my dad's 100 days w/o alcohol he is in a coma"
"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."
"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""
"Ants can lift something 50 times their body weight. Wow. That means you can lift a leaf. Cool. I could do that when I was 14. Tiny idiots."
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"