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Joke of the Day
"What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf"
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"My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards."
"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."
"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."
"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."
"QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age."
"He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number."
"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"
"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"
"[cats on a date in a fancy restaurant] Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon. Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table"