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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases. (Just came in my mind a few moments ago)"

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"Did you hear about the man with a cold who went to a miniature petting zoo? He was feeling a little hoarse."

"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""

"[Dentist's] Me: *lying back with mouth full of cotton wool* Dentist: So what do you do? Equipment trolley 3ft away: I'm a ventriloquist"

"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."

"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""

"Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date."

"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."

"What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy."