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Joke of the Day

"Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding? Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face."

"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"

"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"

"I love when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit."

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."

"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."

"I just want to make you hot. Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza."

"Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope."