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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it........"
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"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""
"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the other side...to get to the other siiiide"
"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."
"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"
"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."
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