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Joke of the Day

"Molestation isn't funny! Seriously it's a touchy subject."

"This girl winked at me and said she wanted to go somewhere quiet. So I took her to the library."

"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight"

"Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?"

"People without profile photos, put your photo up 'cause there's no way you're as fat as we're all imagining."

"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."

"What does E.T stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry."

"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"

"Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years"