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Joke of the Day
"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"
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"A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: ""When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."""
"Here lies IcarusIsNotLonely, upon his gravestone lie his last words: ""Oh fuck, a car!"""
"""Do what you love & the money will follow."" Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait..."
"Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? I hear they're having a ball."
"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
"If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod."
"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"
"How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred."
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."