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Joke of the Day
"I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well"
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"At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt."
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"Went to a shrink today. She said I have a split personality. Charged me 84.00. I paid her 42.00 and told her to get the rest from the other b*tch!"
"*takes 400 selfies to find one I think is good enough to post* caption: Just a random quick shot, I love capturing these special moments"
"What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing? Thunderpants"
"My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here."
"Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus."
"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"