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Joke of the Day

"I'm sick of people saying, ""Its political correctness gone mad!"" That's offensive. You should say ""Its political correctness gone mentally ill""."

"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"

"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"

"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."

"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016."

"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"

"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"