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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"
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"Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense"
"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""
"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"$100 Bill A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it."
"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""
"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"
"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"
"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"