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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"
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"Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney."
"[sees some cut grass] ""Nice"" [sees some ripped leaves] ""oh yea"" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] ""holy shit"""
"HELLO I SEE THAT YOU SLIGHTLY TOUCHED YOUR MOUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE JAVA?"
"Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them."
"a guy walks into a bar... ...says ""ouch"""
"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"
"I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk"
"Imitation is... While imitation may be the highest form of flattery, I prefer the verbal kind. I also accept cash."
"No one looks more suspicious than everyone else at a gas station."