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Joke of the Day

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016."

"How come when someone goes to sit down and the seat is dirty they use their hand to wipe the seat then wipe their dirty hands on their pants? What was the point"

"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"

"Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets."

"How to tell if someone is pedantic Say, ""Hey, you're being pretty pendantic."" If they respond with this, they're pedantic: ""No, I'm *pe*dantic, not *pen*dantic."""

"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."

"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"

"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""