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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."
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"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."
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"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"
"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"