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Joke of the Day
"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"
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"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."
"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."
"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants"
"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"
"So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere."
"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."
"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"
"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""