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Joke of the Day
"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."
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"Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"Jam and Marmalade NSFW What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't Marmalade a cock up a girls arse"
"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"
"If Trump becomes president... there'll be hell toupee"
"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"
"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"
"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"