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Joke of the Day

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"

"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."

"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."

"The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?"

"TIFU by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... Whoops, wrong sub"

"My new year's resolution is that donuts have no calories."

"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."

"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"

"Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad."

"""Playing hard to get huh?"" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook."