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Joke of the Day
"What is a politician's favorite kind of tea? Infideli-tea."
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"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"
"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"
"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""
"What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche? The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche."
"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""