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Joke of the Day

"I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"Relationship threats: teens: i'll cheat on you 20's: i'll go to the bar with my boys 30's: I'm gonna watch all of our shows without you"

"My friend's name is Iceewe Neer He sounds like a dick but once you get to know him he's actually pretty chill."

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Do I want Internet Explorer to remember my password? Do you want a wild raccoon to babysit your family?"

"Why did the leper return to the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders."

"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""

"Did you hear about the man with a cold who went to a miniature petting zoo? He was feeling a little hoarse."

"How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men."