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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
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"Great Russian Joke What's the difference between a shark and Vladimir Putin? The shark kills to eat, while Putin kills to ""AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"" ""Thump"" ...silence..."
"What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils? It was worth the whisk"
"You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes.."
"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"
"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"
"So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked ""did the Yankees win?"" I looked him in the eye and said ""Yes, it's ok, you're free now"""
"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."
"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."
"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"