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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."
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"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"
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"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."
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"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"
"Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it"
"What comes after March? April, fools!"
"To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time."
"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"