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Joke of the Day

"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"

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"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."
"Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."
"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"
"What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?"
"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."