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Joke of the Day

"What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche? The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche."

"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"

"[Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing? Calculating the...""Gross Margin."""

"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""

"I went to the store today and bought a movie called ""Tiger Woods' 18 Greatest Holes"" When I got home, I was disappointed, it was about golf"

"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."

"My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!! She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself."

"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."