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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"

"im tired of things costing money"

"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"Whats black and white and red all over? A [removed]paper"

"HAD LOTS OF ESPRESSO. TWEETING FROM THE MOON. I LIVE HERE NOW. IT IS NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE. 1 OUT OF 5 STARS: NOT RECOMMENDED"

"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."

"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"